The Gym

Reviews 7

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Tony Beavis

After getting my pencil neck caught under my moms and sisters boyfriends boot due to my covetous out lash for hearing the plunging sounds through the doorway while I was busy being magnificent, eventually watching all three of them drive away on my scooter bike as I lay crippled and broken and from then on forced to remain outside in the rain with my dad to cry and eat worms for survival simulations made to seem real; both by my mom and sister due to the man of the houses orders. This garnered a desire to change within myself, so I rolled into the gym to regain my mascular potential and became a member of the best place this side of the fake! I learned breathing through my power balls once again, utilizing the equipment available and rustic style iron dumbbells fastened to professional quality grade bolts, and talking in groups of more than one to emphasize my counterfeit capabilities and social standing. All in all, I can say Im truly reaching my goals of being the main man on campus once again and will soon be getting my one way ticket to Gainesville, FL by way of Rehabilitation Engineering! Im for it! Thanks Gym!

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KingBilly CokeBottle

Yo yo yo, I do loves me a str8ht plompin on wed chirpey chirps in dis ghetto master haus! Da place be big stank like durty yo, but the bends wit frenefits make it all worth he sweaty price payd! Keep da blood tweat and swears pumpkin n going for deighs! Halal bak lava yall!

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Susanna Wright

Its the best in town. Great personal coach available and zumba classes are offered. People are friendly and convenient hours.

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Willy Wisterman

I love retraining my muscular kielbasa down the head of establishments consorts caverns of Moria. 10/10 go BIG or go ₕₒₘₑ!

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Chris Ll

Not to busy. Nice people, wish there were more cardio options, but all in all very nice.

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Crazyrobot8888

Really friendly, and open. Theres punching bags too!

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jake wagner

Not bad for a small town gym

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